* Take-Two to acquire Codemasters

* Destiny 2 update

* CoD Warzone gets private lobbies

* Square Enix Q2 financials

* Assassin's Creed: Valhalla reviews

* Game Pass is good

* Sam & Max remaster on the way

* PlayStation 5 reviews

* Mass Effect: Legendary Edition

* Spider-Man: Miles Morales reviews

I played a few rounds of Apex Legends and I'm still absolutely trash at the game. Can any of you empathize?

Apex Legends just changed their battle pass system and the internet is outraged. Let's talk about focusing on video games as a source of happiness.

And gosh darn it, stop flinging insults at the developers.

* Xbox Series X|S review embargo lifted

* Nintendo financials

* EA financials

* Kerbal Space Program 2 delayed

* Dragon Quest XI has a 10 hour demo

* Watch Dogs Legion source code leaked

* Door Kickers 2 gets surprise Early Access release

* Yakuza: Like A Dragon reviews out

* Some notes on player toxicity in online games

* Friday the 13th shuts down dedicated servers

* Mass Effect event and BlizzCon

* Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor loses online functionality in December

* General update on Dark Pictures Anthology

* Apex Legends Season 7 upcoming

* Animal Farm becomes a video game

I have 4 very quick stories for you, and no After-Show. It's a quick one!